Sigh

Jun. 28th, 2011 12:33 pm
yukinoomoni: (Well fuck.)
Stomach: I AM HUNGRY!!! *churns angrily*
Body: *starts to shake from fear at the screaming*
Hands: *drop stuff*
Feet: *become two left feet*
Brain: *gets the Dumb*
Me: Fucking FINE! *eats granola bar*
Entire Body: *shuts the fuck up*
Me: That's right. *smug*

Lol

Nov. 22nd, 2010 12:52 pm
yukinoomoni: (Ahaha!)
The following is a conversation via text-message:

Dad: Need xmas list.
Me: Love and Joy.
Dad: Fine. Will get you world peace.
Me: Thnx

Lol

Nov. 22nd, 2010 12:52 pm
yukinoomoni: (Ahaha!)
The following is a conversation via text-message:

Dad: Need xmas list.
Me: Love and Joy.
Dad: Fine. Will get you world peace.
Me: Thnx

Ahaha

Nov. 17th, 2010 09:56 am
yukinoomoni: (Toph Lol)
Toner Driver: Your open sign's not on.
Me: What! *gets up and rushes to the back to correct this*
Toner Driver: No wonder you're able to just sit there with your thumb up your bum.
Me: Up my nose, not my bum.

Ahaha

Nov. 17th, 2010 09:56 am
yukinoomoni: (Toph Lol)
Toner Driver: Your open sign's not on.
Me: What! *gets up and rushes to the back to correct this*
Toner Driver: No wonder you're able to just sit there with your thumb up your bum.
Me: Up my nose, not my bum.

FINALLY

Sep. 9th, 2010 02:02 pm
yukinoomoni: (I'M FUCKING BLIND)
I'VE TAGGED MY WHOLE GODDAMNED JOURNAL!!!

I forgot a tag for Harry Potter and Gilmore Girls, but damned if I'm going over this sludge pit of a journal again. Fuck.

FINALLY

Sep. 9th, 2010 02:02 pm
yukinoomoni: (I'M FUCKING BLIND)
I'VE TAGGED MY WHOLE GODDAMNED JOURNAL!!!

I forgot a tag for Harry Potter and Gilmore Girls, but damned if I'm going over this sludge pit of a journal again. Fuck.
yukinoomoni: (Buh?)
Phone: *rings*
Me: Good afternoon, InkJet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: Yes we do. *rattles off the prices*
Lady: Okay, thank you.

Ten minutes later...

Phone: *rings*
Me: *sees that it's the same caller ID as before, but picks up anyway* Good afternoon, Inkjet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: *hesitating* Yes, we do. *gives the prices again*
Lady: Thank you.

Ten minutes later...

Phone: *rings*
Me: *suspiciously checks the ID, only to find that it's THE SAME WOMAN AS THE LAST TWO TIMES*
Me: ... *lets the voicemail get it*
Voicemail: The Same Lady: Hello, I was wondering if you carried the HP 60 ink cartridges...

Yeah. Never a dull moment at InkJet Sales!
yukinoomoni: (Buh?)
Phone: *rings*
Me: Good afternoon, InkJet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: Yes we do. *rattles off the prices*
Lady: Okay, thank you.

Ten minutes later...

Phone: *rings*
Me: *sees that it's the same caller ID as before, but picks up anyway* Good afternoon, Inkjet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: *hesitating* Yes, we do. *gives the prices again*
Lady: Thank you.

Ten minutes later...

Phone: *rings*
Me: *suspiciously checks the ID, only to find that it's THE SAME WOMAN AS THE LAST TWO TIMES*
Me: ... *lets the voicemail get it*
Voicemail: The Same Lady: Hello, I was wondering if you carried the HP 60 ink cartridges...

Yeah. Never a dull moment at InkJet Sales!
yukinoomoni: (Summer Morning)
I was invited to a lunch date with Dad, Mary (my stepmother) and the two brats (James and Shari) in order to celebrate Shari's 16th, which I missed. It was really awesome, actually. Shari and I surprisingly got along, which was nice (we both requested to have kiddie place-mats and crayons to colour them with, which was fucking hilarious).

Somehow, the conversation came to my family originating from aliens.

"Uh, how?" I wondered.

My dad sighed. "Just think of your grandfather. Throughout all my my childhood I had to put up with this: When he needed to sleep, all he did was imagine a huge zero in his mind and he was out like a light."

I stared. "What?"

He nodded. "It's true. He just thought of a zero."

"The number?"

"Yes. Worked every time."

What the fuck. No wonder I'm insane.

Also, GIP. Because the icon is amazing and I'm going to use it as many times as I can while I can =D.
yukinoomoni: (Summer Morning)
I was invited to a lunch date with Dad, Mary (my stepmother) and the two brats (James and Shari) in order to celebrate Shari's 16th, which I missed. It was really awesome, actually. Shari and I surprisingly got along, which was nice (we both requested to have kiddie place-mats and crayons to colour them with, which was fucking hilarious).

Somehow, the conversation came to my family originating from aliens.

"Uh, how?" I wondered.

My dad sighed. "Just think of your grandfather. Throughout all my my childhood I had to put up with this: When he needed to sleep, all he did was imagine a huge zero in his mind and he was out like a light."

I stared. "What?"

He nodded. "It's true. He just thought of a zero."

"The number?"

"Yes. Worked every time."

What the fuck. No wonder I'm insane.

Also, GIP. Because the icon is amazing and I'm going to use it as many times as I can while I can =D.
yukinoomoni: (Friends are...)
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: ....TOUCH MY FRIEND
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: *TOUCHE
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH YOUR FRIEND
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: UNLESS IT'S ME
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: Holy shit
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: LMAO
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: TOUCH THEM
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: DO IT FAST
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: STOP IT TARAAANG
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: OH GOD
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: THAT IS REALLY HARD TO SAY
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: TARAANG
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni): JESUS CHRIST LMAO
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: IT'S LIKE A SARONG, EXCEPT IT'S A TARAAANG
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: CALL ME THIS FOREVER
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: WHY?
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: BUT IF YOU INSIST
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING HILARIOU
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: S
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: AND ONLY IF YOU REMEMBER TO SPELL IT WITH THREE A
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: S
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: LIKE TARARARARARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: HAHAA NO
yukinoomoni: (Friends are...)
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: ....TOUCH MY FRIEND
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: *TOUCHE
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH YOUR FRIEND
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: UNLESS IT'S ME
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: Holy shit
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: LMAO
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: TOUCH THEM
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: DO IT FAST
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: STOP IT TARAAANG
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: OH GOD
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: THAT IS REALLY HARD TO SAY
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: TARAANG
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni): JESUS CHRIST LMAO
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: IT'S LIKE A SARONG, EXCEPT IT'S A TARAAANG
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: CALL ME THIS FOREVER
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: WHY?
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: BUT IF YOU INSIST
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING HILARIOU
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: S
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: AND ONLY IF YOU REMEMBER TO SPELL IT WITH THREE A
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: S
[livejournal.com profile] yukinoomoni: LIKE TARARARARARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
[livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl: HAHAA NO

ROFFLES

Oct. 6th, 2009 10:31 am
yukinoomoni: (Ahaha!)
Toner Guy: *walks in*
Omoni: *closes window on computer*
Toner Guy: You should be smiling when you look at porn!
Omoni: ...IT'S SERIOUS BUSINESS.

For the record, I was not (really) looking at porn (does [livejournal.com profile] capslockkataang count as porn?)

ROFFLES

Oct. 6th, 2009 10:31 am
yukinoomoni: (Ahaha!)
Toner Guy: *walks in*
Omoni: *closes window on computer*
Toner Guy: You should be smiling when you look at porn!
Omoni: ...IT'S SERIOUS BUSINESS.

For the record, I was not (really) looking at porn (does [livejournal.com profile] capslockkataang count as porn?)

Roffles

Sep. 18th, 2009 11:01 am
yukinoomoni: (Ahaha!)
I was sweeping the store when the morning Purolator driver came in. I love this guy. He's so funny and cheerful, and he always takes my bitching with a grain of salt, as it was meant to be taken.

Paul: *watching me sweep* You know, my truck is pretty dirty.
Omoni: Too bad.
Paul: It's okay. I can wait until your done.
Omoni: *grumbles*
Paul: Oh, my, you're in a bad mood today.
Omoni: I'm actually not. If I was, you would know it. You've seen it.
Paul: Oh yes, I've seen it. I've FELT it.
Omoni: ...*considering* It really is something that is felt, isn't it?

Truer words have never been spoken.
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