Lol

Apr. 27th, 2011 09:58 am
yukinoomoni: (Ahaha!)
Even when working in an ink store, I still manage to sell books.

I was in conversation with a customer about the quiet of my store, and how I use the quiet to inhale books. He saw the book I was reading, "The King's Man", and wondered what it was about. I told him, and he thought it would be perfect for his daughter.

He left with the list of three books in the series and intends to buy them for her.

I should get commission for this.

what

Apr. 7th, 2011 10:31 am
yukinoomoni: (Youko (Hat))
Customer: *peering at my Kobo* Oh! You have one of those ereaders, good for you! Oh, but you should get an iPad, they're multifunctional.
Me: I can't afford one of those.
Customer: Oh, yeah, well, the second generation is coming out, so maybe wait till it goes down in price.

Insert ink transaction here

Customer: By the way, what are you reading?
Me: The Twelve Kingdoms: The Shore in Twilight.
Customer: Oh, really? Oh yeah, that's a popular one! Have a good day! *leaves*
Me: What, no it's not. No one's even heard of it...

I have the impression he just had no idea what I was reading and wanted to sound cool.

lol wut

Mar. 29th, 2011 03:40 pm
yukinoomoni: (Verbal Spar)
Both customers are male, btw.

Customer A: *makes some crass comment about Canada being good for gay people*
Customer B and myself: ...
Customer A: Sorry, not very politically correct, I know. I believe that God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Me: *awkwardly* Uh, okay.
Customer B: *with a laugh* Come on, Eve!
Customer A: *laughing*
Customer B: Or is it Steve? Hold on... *pretends to spank Customer A*
Me: *cracking up on B's behalf*

I like it when people deflect other people's stupidity in clever ways. This is one of those times. It's like a verbal slap in the face - and it was done well. Customer B, you're my hero.

EDIT: He came back and kept calling me "Eve", and was being all nice to me. LOLWTF.

lol wut

Mar. 29th, 2011 03:40 pm
yukinoomoni: (Verbal Spar)
Both customers are male, btw.

Customer A: *makes some crass comment about Canada being good for gay people*
Customer B and myself: ...
Customer A: Sorry, not very politically correct, I know. I believe that God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Me: *awkwardly* Uh, okay.
Customer B: *with a laugh* Come on, Eve!
Customer A: *laughing*
Customer B: Or is it Steve? Hold on... *pretends to spank Customer A*
Me: *cracking up on B's behalf*

I like it when people deflect other people's stupidity in clever ways. This is one of those times. It's like a verbal slap in the face - and it was done well. Customer B, you're my hero.

EDIT: He came back and kept calling me "Eve", and was being all nice to me. LOLWTF.

Haha

Jan. 11th, 2011 03:11 pm
yukinoomoni: (Ahaha!)
Toner Guy: *reading the note on the door* You broke the internet!
Me: Well, yeah, sorta? It's not really my fault!
Toner Guy: Yes it is. All of that internet porn. You crashed it!
Me: If it had been porn, a Trojan warning would have come up beforehand.
Toner Guy: Yeah yeah. It was porn!

Sometimes work is pretty hilarious.
yukinoomoni: (No)
You stupid printer
Why do you not work for me?
I need waybills, please!

You're embarrassing
You make me look very dumb
Also, full of fail.

I also don't get
Why you only do this when
I'm the one working.

That's very uncool
And a pretty shitty thing
To do to someone.

So please, stop it now
Or I may have to kill you.
I'm in a bad mood.
yukinoomoni: (Ahaha!)
I just spent the first fifteen minutes of my shift cleaning out the space beneath the work desk, due to waylaid papers tangled behind the computer and in the wires. It's so clean and pretty now, even though I was mad when I started (FIRE HAZARD, HELLO?)

Ryuuji, I totally understand you, now. I get why you go crazy when things are dirty, and why you make it into a battle - complete with RPG-attacks. I totally, totally get it.

Now I'm going to see how much of the store I can clean without going batshit. Bye.

EDIT:

yukinoomoni: (Taiga (confused))
I just spent the first fifteen minutes of my shift cleaning out the space beneath the work desk, due to waylaid papers tangled behind the computer and in the wires. It's so clean and pretty now, even though I was mad when I started (FIRE HAZARD, HELLO?)

Ryuuji, I totally understand you, now. I get why you go crazy when things are dirty, and why you make it into a battle - complete with RPG-attacks. I totally, totally get it.

Now I'm going to see how much of the store I can clean without going batshit. Bye.

EDIT:

yukinoomoni: (Taiga (confused))
I just spent the first fifteen minutes of my shift cleaning out the space beneath the work desk, due to waylaid papers tangled behind the computer and in the wires. It's so clean and pretty now, even though I was mad when I started (FIRE HAZARD, HELLO?)

Ryuuji, I totally understand you, now. I get why you go crazy when things are dirty, and why you make it into a battle - complete with RPG-attacks. I totally, totally get it.

Now I'm going to see how much of the store I can clean without going batshit. Bye.

EDIT:

Aaaah!

Nov. 30th, 2010 03:00 pm
yukinoomoni: (OMFG!)
I just put away a parcel in the backroom, and I kind of had to shove it not very gently into the shelf.

Apparently I offended it, because it started singing and playing music!

It's been a whole minute and it hasn't stopped! I can still hear---

Oh, wait, it stopped.

Still, though. AAAACK!

Aaaah!

Nov. 30th, 2010 03:00 pm
yukinoomoni: (OMFG!)
I just put away a parcel in the backroom, and I kind of had to shove it not very gently into the shelf.

Apparently I offended it, because it started singing and playing music!

It's been a whole minute and it hasn't stopped! I can still hear---

Oh, wait, it stopped.

Still, though. AAAACK!
yukinoomoni: (Buh?)
Someone egged the store over the weekend.

I didn't even notice until [livejournal.com profile] jenufa pointed it out. When I looked it over this morning, there wasn't just one, but several eggs that had been thrown at the windows.

I probably should care more, right? Instead, I just find it weird. I mean, who takes the time to egg a discount ink store? Seriously? Who holds a grudge like that?
yukinoomoni: (Buh?)
Someone egged the store over the weekend.

I didn't even notice until [livejournal.com profile] jenufa pointed it out. When I looked it over this morning, there wasn't just one, but several eggs that had been thrown at the windows.

I probably should care more, right? Instead, I just find it weird. I mean, who takes the time to egg a discount ink store? Seriously? Who holds a grudge like that?

Ahaha

Nov. 17th, 2010 09:56 am
yukinoomoni: (Toph Lol)
Toner Driver: Your open sign's not on.
Me: What! *gets up and rushes to the back to correct this*
Toner Driver: No wonder you're able to just sit there with your thumb up your bum.
Me: Up my nose, not my bum.

Ahaha

Nov. 17th, 2010 09:56 am
yukinoomoni: (Toph Lol)
Toner Driver: Your open sign's not on.
Me: What! *gets up and rushes to the back to correct this*
Toner Driver: No wonder you're able to just sit there with your thumb up your bum.
Me: Up my nose, not my bum.

Uh

Nov. 16th, 2010 11:09 am
yukinoomoni: (OMFG!)
You know the pole I was talking about last night?

It's, uh, suddenly gone.

As in, not there.

The base isn't even there.

THIS TOWN IS INSANE.

Uh

Nov. 16th, 2010 11:09 am
yukinoomoni: (OMFG!)
You know the pole I was talking about last night?

It's, uh, suddenly gone.

As in, not there.

The base isn't even there.

THIS TOWN IS INSANE.

Hahaha

Nov. 15th, 2010 01:30 pm
yukinoomoni: (Hitachin Lol)
You know how some guy drove through the patio at Turtle Jack's?

Well, now one of the skyscraping lamps at McDonald's is tilting over. For no discernible reason. The whole area is closed off because it could come down on someone at any second.

This town cracks me up.

Hahaha

Nov. 15th, 2010 01:30 pm
yukinoomoni: (Hitachin Lol)
You know how some guy drove through the patio at Turtle Jack's?

Well, now one of the skyscraping lamps at McDonald's is tilting over. For no discernible reason. The whole area is closed off because it could come down on someone at any second.

This town cracks me up.
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