yukinoomoni

So, everyone blame

angelchan_2004 for this, okay?

This is Zuko. Currently he is banished from the Fire Nation and is pissed off about it.

This is Suoh Tamaki. He's the King of Ouran High School's Host Club. He's not too pissed about it.

They're about to meet.

So, one day, while Zuko is found doing what he always does...

"Argh, stupid Avatar. Argh, stupid honour. Argh, stupid tea..."

Along comes Tamaki, who is always eager to help someone in need.

"Uh...did you happen to have too much Hescafe?"

Zuko has no idea what Hescafe is. Or who the hell Tamaki is. Or what he wants.

"Why are you bothering me, anyway? It's not like you could help me find the Avatar!"

Tamaki is nonplussed.

"You don't need the Avatar! Why don't you join the Ouran Host Club - we could used a "Scarred Angry Pretty Boy" archetype!"

Admittedly, Zuko is quite the poster-boy for this archetype...

But it bums him out all the same.

Tamaki is still confident that nothing but fancy cakes and entertaining girls is what Zuko needs.

"Surrounded by cute girls who hang on your every word - truly that is better that whatever you're doing!"

This gets Zuko's attention.

"Wait a second...so all you do is get stuffed on cake and coffee, doing nothing but dealing with simpering and boring rich girls while wasting your lives without anything of substance?"

Tamaki is a little confused by this, but Zuko is already in one of his tantrums.