WHY

[yukinoomoni]

MY DOG ATE MY GRIND GUARD.

YES. AS IN, MY RUBBER, ARTIFICIALLY MADE MATERIAL'ED, DOES-NOT-SMELL-AT-ALL-LIKE-FOOD GRIND GUARD.

HOW DO I KNOW THIS?!

THERE WERE PIECES VOMITED UP INTO HER BED TODAY.

It's so fucking STUPID! I was looking EVERYWHERE for that fucking thing, so sure that I had lost my MIND. WHO KNEW THAT I SHOULD HAVE LOOKED UP MY DOG'S ASS FIRST?!

LESSON LEARNED!

Comments

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

I suspect she ate it at the same time that she ate my box of dark chocolate cookies. She was fine, but really hyper. I figure that the rubber negated the cocoa poison effect.

Either that, or my dog is just an alien from Pluto.

[lady-kat-pluto.livejournal.com]

I'm from Pluto! Chocolate poison depends on the dog i think. Like is worse if it was a little dog that ate the box of chocolate. IM just the robber helped the chocolate effects though....

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

Apparently Pluto isn't even a planet anymore! What.

It's true; whenever Nim has chocolate it doesn't seem to hurt her too much.

[teclis.livejournal.com]

The amount of chocolate required to harm a dog is based on their weight, there is a certain ration required to be really harmful. Dark chocolate is worse because it is more concentrated cocoa.

Also, dogs are attracted to certain chew toys. Types of material, shape and the like may appeal to them more then other things. Your guard just made a good chew toy :P

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

That's so weird! You would think tht she would have broken from that amount of chocolate, then, but she was just hyper o.O.

[lady-kat-pluto.livejournal.com]

OH hey! I just told my mom the story cause she works at a dental office. She said that dogs steal grind guards and chew them to bits all the time!!! They have to constantly warn patients that have dogs that the dog will be prone to stealing the guard. So she wanted to tell you to be super careful with your next one!!!!

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

WHAT

Why are dogs so MESSED UP?!

[lady-kat-pluto.livejournal.com]

but they are adorable,cute, and best friends...thats why i love them

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

True. It evens out in the end.