Hey, Troll

[yukinoomoni]

Hey Troll.

Hey, you Troll.

You know who you are.

The little fucker that trolled my good friend secondlina and made shitty asshole comments about her, the_flowergirl and myself.

You don't like me?

You have a problem with me?

You think I'm a paranoid bitch?

Say it to my face, you little shit.

If you don't have the guts to insult me to my face, that's your problem. BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE DRAG MY FRIENDS INTO IT, YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKING MAGGOTWHORE.

You have a problem? SAY IT RIGHT HERE, TO MY FUCKING FACE.

Otherwise, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND STAY OFF MY FUCKING LAWN.

Comments

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

...still laughing about this.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

Quite frankly I'd be a little concerned if you had to wipe the jizz off your monitor. Or his monitor either!

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

The only thing I have to clean off the monitor is dog snot.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

Better than a stranger's jizz.... I mean... unless you're into that.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

I am not into ANY jizz on my monitor.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

Well... personally, if I had to choose between my monitor and like... my hair or something, I'd sacrifice the laptop methinks.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

No way! Hair can be washed easier. Monitors are expensive to replace. WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

.... OBVIOUSLY IN THE WRONG PLACE! But if we're talking about easy to clean, why not just swallow and brush your teeth after?

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

Swallowing makes me gag ;.;

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

Swallowing is just not an option in reality. Not. At. All. Nuh-uh.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

DUCK AND COVER

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

Or at least close your eyes. That shit'll sting.

[resonant.livejournal.com]

But ... that's WASTING FOOD!!!!

(besides, I thought you were just into girls?)

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

I need a game plan for tomorrow night assuming bitch-girl doesn't ditch me as an avoidance tactic.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

Elaborate please for further guidance.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

It's rather lengthy in story and not-LJ appropriate. I might need to be chastized a bit by you for being retarded. Accepting phonecalls? Though I honestly don't know if your number is in my phone for some reason......

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

Email me (yukinoomoni[at]hotmail[dot]com), or LJ message me =D

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

good idea! On it!