yukinoomoni: (The End)
Omoni ([personal profile] yukinoomoni) wrote2010-07-22 09:28 pm

Hey, Troll

Hey Troll.

Hey, you Troll.

You know who you are.

The little fucker that trolled my good friend [livejournal.com profile] secondlina and made shitty asshole comments about her, [livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl and myself.

You don't like me?

You have a problem with me?

You think I'm a paranoid bitch?

Say it to my face, you little shit.

If you don't have the guts to insult me to my face, that's your problem. BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE DRAG MY FRIENDS INTO IT, YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKING MAGGOTWHORE.

You have a problem? SAY IT RIGHT HERE, TO MY FUCKING FACE.

Otherwise, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND STAY OFF MY FUCKING LAWN.

[identity profile] jacobreid.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I know right?

Gives you something to think about.....

[identity profile] yukinoomoni.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
"OH YEAH OMONI MADE BOLD CAPS ABOUT ME, UNF UNF UNF."

...

This shouldn't make me laugh as much as it is.

[identity profile] jacobreid.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I know but I got such a creepy visual of this like... gremlin-like, pimple-faced geek just snorting while "unf"-ing. I can't get it out of my head.

I don't want to perpetuate that behaviour/fetish. Next thing you know they'll make it legal to marry internet trolls...

[identity profile] yukinoomoni.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT LEGAL ALREADY?!!

OH MAN CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS.

[identity profile] jacobreid.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T! WATCH YOUR CAPS IT MIGHT BE FWAPPING AT THIS!

[identity profile] yukinoomoni.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOD CAN'T BREATHE WHY DO YOU SAY THESE THINGS OWWWW

[identity profile] jacobreid.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
I say them for your own good. And actually for the good of this poor misguided retard. It won't understand why we're making fun of it right now... but maybe one day they'll look back at their behaviour and shake their head at themselves. Or... they won't change and just continue to waste my air.

[identity profile] yukinoomoni.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Waste its OWN air, since all it does is sit in a basement somewhere and wheeze loudly at the computer screen while peeing in bottles.

[identity profile] jacobreid.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god... well that's just... that's just bad. Ugh.

[identity profile] yukinoomoni.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
And now I'm laughing again.

All I can think about is it sitting in the dark and breathing all like "HYZEEHH HYZEEHH HYZEEHH"....

[identity profile] jacobreid.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I end up thinking about the fat guy in "Gamer" that was wheezing (almost wrote wheeing) in a chair and eating waffles and dipping them in bowls of syrup. He was fucking nasty.

[identity profile] yukinoomoni.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
These kinds of people are probably the only kinds of trolls I can attract. I never get the neat ones.

[identity profile] jacobreid.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
At the end of the night it has to wipe the jizz off the computer screen. Not you. So it'll be okay. It'll be okay.

[identity profile] yukinoomoni.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I am grateful that I am not in need of wiping.

[identity profile] yukinoomoni.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
...still laughing about this.

[identity profile] jacobreid.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Quite frankly I'd be a little concerned if you had to wipe the jizz off your monitor. Or his monitor either!

[identity profile] yukinoomoni.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
The only thing I have to clean off the monitor is dog snot.

[identity profile] jacobreid.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Better than a stranger's jizz.... I mean... unless you're into that.

[identity profile] yukinoomoni.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I am not into ANY jizz on my monitor.

[identity profile] jacobreid.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well... personally, if I had to choose between my monitor and like... my hair or something, I'd sacrifice the laptop methinks.

[identity profile] yukinoomoni.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
No way! Hair can be washed easier. Monitors are expensive to replace. WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES.

[identity profile] jacobreid.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
.... OBVIOUSLY IN THE WRONG PLACE! But if we're talking about easy to clean, why not just swallow and brush your teeth after?

[identity profile] yukinoomoni.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Swallowing makes me gag ;.;

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[identity profile] ladyxmoonlight.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You just made me realize what fwapping actually means...