Hey, Troll

[yukinoomoni]

Hey Troll.

Hey, you Troll.

You know who you are.

The little fucker that trolled my good friend secondlina and made shitty asshole comments about her, the_flowergirl and myself.

You don't like me?

You have a problem with me?

You think I'm a paranoid bitch?

Say it to my face, you little shit.

If you don't have the guts to insult me to my face, that's your problem. BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE DRAG MY FRIENDS INTO IT, YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKING MAGGOTWHORE.

You have a problem? SAY IT RIGHT HERE, TO MY FUCKING FACE.

Otherwise, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND STAY OFF MY FUCKING LAWN.

Comments

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

I know right?

Gives you something to think about.....

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

"OH YEAH OMONI MADE BOLD CAPS ABOUT ME, UNF UNF UNF."

...

This shouldn't make me laugh as much as it is.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

I know but I got such a creepy visual of this like... gremlin-like, pimple-faced geek just snorting while "unf"-ing. I can't get it out of my head.

I don't want to perpetuate that behaviour/fetish. Next thing you know they'll make it legal to marry internet trolls...

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT LEGAL ALREADY?!!

OH MAN CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

I DON'T! WATCH YOUR CAPS IT MIGHT BE FWAPPING AT THIS!

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

OH GOD CAN'T BREATHE WHY DO YOU SAY THESE THINGS OWWWW

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

I say them for your own good. And actually for the good of this poor misguided retard. It won't understand why we're making fun of it right now... but maybe one day they'll look back at their behaviour and shake their head at themselves. Or... they won't change and just continue to waste my air.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

Waste its OWN air, since all it does is sit in a basement somewhere and wheeze loudly at the computer screen while peeing in bottles.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

Oh god... well that's just... that's just bad. Ugh.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

And now I'm laughing again.

All I can think about is it sitting in the dark and breathing all like "HYZEEHH HYZEEHH HYZEEHH"....

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

I end up thinking about the fat guy in "Gamer" that was wheezing (almost wrote wheeing) in a chair and eating waffles and dipping them in bowls of syrup. He was fucking nasty.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

These kinds of people are probably the only kinds of trolls I can attract. I never get the neat ones.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

At the end of the night it has to wipe the jizz off the computer screen. Not you. So it'll be okay. It'll be okay.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

I am grateful that I am not in need of wiping.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

Good.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

...still laughing about this.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

Quite frankly I'd be a little concerned if you had to wipe the jizz off your monitor. Or his monitor either!

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

The only thing I have to clean off the monitor is dog snot.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

Better than a stranger's jizz.... I mean... unless you're into that.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

I am not into ANY jizz on my monitor.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

Well... personally, if I had to choose between my monitor and like... my hair or something, I'd sacrifice the laptop methinks.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

No way! Hair can be washed easier. Monitors are expensive to replace. WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES.

[jacobreid.livejournal.com]

.... OBVIOUSLY IN THE WRONG PLACE! But if we're talking about easy to clean, why not just swallow and brush your teeth after?

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

Swallowing makes me gag ;.;

[ladyxmoonlight.livejournal.com]

You just made me realize what fwapping actually means...