Okay, but then you would be horribly burned. So how does that make things better? I won't have time to drink it because I'll be too busy getting you to the hospital!
Come, live in my world! There's magic and unicorns and lots of pink and sparkles and everyone is nice to everyone! ITS A HAPPY PLACE! Coffee is always perfect!
RIGHT?! Can't have that smell stinking up Amazing Land! Then we get into like sewage and who has to deal with it then we develop class systems and things get all whacked out. So, no one poops. And, junk food is healthy!
Everyone is Amazing Land is nice and helpful and kind. No one is ever sad and if you want something, you just ask for it. No money is needed! And pink, did I mention most of the land is pink? And, no one is ever sick.
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