I'm NOT INTERESTED

[yukinoomoni]

Because I have problems walking long distances, I've been taking the bus to get to work on almost a daily basis. I usually get to the stop about ten minutes early, because I'm eternally paranoid of missing the bus.

For the past couple of days, since the start of the week, I've had a stalker come around. Basically, he hovers around me when I read, gets into my face, and no matter how far away I move, just when I think I've lost him, there he is hovering over me again. It's really annoying, because I KNOW I make it quite clear that I'm not interested.

The thing is, though, that I'm not quite sure that baby bees understand English.

It's pretty obvious that I have an intense phobia of bees. Ask Terry - if I so much as see one close to me, I scream, cover my head and ears, and hide behind him. But there was something so tiny and harmless about this tiny creature that didn't make me afraid. So I just moved around instead of screaming and running. And s/he still insisted on following me.

Of course my only admirers are insects. I suppose that's what happens when I wear perfume that makes me smell like a sugar cookie.

Comments

[caster13.livejournal.com]

I was so confused until I realized you were serious about talking about a bee.

[caster13.livejournal.com]

The Canadian dollar is a little over par on the USD =P

[glass-sylph.livejournal.com]

...This is amazing, lol. xDDD

[marikunin.livejournal.com]

oh man a stalker bee XD

[amelia-seyroon.livejournal.com]

[j-harper.livejournal.com]

Chee, you had me very worried for you for a moment there.

While I don't have a phobia of bees per se, I don't like pain and have no desire to be stung. By some miracle I've managed to get through my life without ever being stung by a bee or any of their more vicious cousins.

Anyhow, I admire you, fwiw. Good fanfic writers should be treasured.

[urania-calliope.livejournal.com]

LOL

Gotta love someone with the guts to wear horizontal stripes.

[putri-nih.livejournal.com]

How about Indonesian XD (sorry I'm just being cheeky here)

[agentjayhere.livejournal.com]

bee very afraid

I wonder why bumblebees are harder to find than the smaller kinds...
Oh, hey, did you know bees live in the ground? Wild bees live everywhere. They're better at pollinating trees to make them fruit, too. Apparently domesticated ones generally just aren't as good for that.

[angelchan-2004.livejournal.com]

...you made me think you had someone stalking you! D:

You're luring the bee in with false smells, how dare you!!

[secondlina.livejournal.com]

That scoundrel!