yukinoomoni: (Anger)
Omoni ([personal profile] yukinoomoni) wrote2009-04-21 05:14 pm
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A tummy tale

At around noon:

Me: Mmm fried tofu.
Tummy: Blech. *roils around and makes retching noises*
Me: *turns green*

At around two PM:

Me: Hm...Oatmeal?
Tummy: ...I'm still mad at you.
Me: Mmm...Oatmeal.
Tummy: *accepts...but every once and a while causes painful and refluxy burps*

At around now:

Tummy: Hi. I'm empty.
Me: ...
Tummy: Did you hear me? I want noms.
Me: But I had oatmeal less than three hours ago.
Tummy: *causes more refluxy gas in reply*
Me: I fucking hate you.

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