yukinoomoni: (Hair Woes)
Omoni ([personal profile] yukinoomoni) wrote2009-10-21 09:37 am
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Cheese and Whine

I know I should probably get my hair trimmed before I leave town on Friday, but I'm so lazy, and the idea of going into a salon makes me shudder. But it looks soooo baaaaad...

I've decided that women's shoes are shitty and should never be worn. They're not wide enough for my manly feet. I mean, yes, they're okay, but if I'm buying shoes that say "wide" and they're still a little squished...yeah, never had that problem with man shoes.

Juice makes me happy. So does coffee. There's something wrong with that.

Good God, "Cave Jivin'" is, like, the best song in the universe. It's AWESOME. FLAMEO, FIRE NATION, FOR HAVING SUCH AWESOMESAUCE MUSIC! *drools all over [livejournal.com profile] the_flowergirl* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

I demand fat-free sausages, made of tofu. SOMEONE INVENT THEM.

[identity profile] burra-burra.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Check out your local health food store! :D Lots of veggie brands make them. http://www.twinoakstofu.com/products.html



Also, I feel your pain. I have long feet, wide toes and a narrow heel. Steve Madden is the only 'girl shoe' I can tolerate, other than that, it's black chucks to the office with me. :/

[identity profile] ladyxmoonlight.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, if you aren't killing people and it makes you happy...awesome.

I think I should start using flameo as an adjective.

Also, tofu...ew. XD

[identity profile] caster13.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The new shoes you bought aren't fitting well? We can go to Wal-Mart and exchange them if you want.

[identity profile] gillian-seed2.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate how shoes tend to be too narrow for me too. I think the only stuff that I know of that fits me is New Balance, but I don't have any special brand loyalty to them or anything.

And there ARE tofu dogs, but the "Vyes" or "V-yes" kind is pretty awful unless it's the hot-dog flavored ones. Yep, hot-dog flavored. Stop pretending to be "natural", guys. It isn't working.

The Tofurky brand stuff is a little more substantial, but might cost more. I'm personally just going to learn how to cook peanut-based stuff and stick with that. I have to learn to actually cook.