Cheese and Whine

[yukinoomoni]

I know I should probably get my hair trimmed before I leave town on Friday, but I'm so lazy, and the idea of going into a salon makes me shudder. But it looks soooo baaaaad...

I've decided that women's shoes are shitty and should never be worn. They're not wide enough for my manly feet. I mean, yes, they're okay, but if I'm buying shoes that say "wide" and they're still a little squished...yeah, never had that problem with man shoes.

Juice makes me happy. So does coffee. There's something wrong with that.

Good God, "Cave Jivin'" is, like, the best song in the universe. It's AWESOME. FLAMEO, FIRE NATION, FOR HAVING SUCH AWESOMESAUCE MUSIC! *drools all over the_flowergirl* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

I demand fat-free sausages, made of tofu. SOMEONE INVENT THEM.

Comments

[burra-burra.livejournal.com]

Check out your local health food store! :D Lots of veggie brands make them. http://www.twinoakstofu.com/products.html



Also, I feel your pain. I have long feet, wide toes and a narrow heel. Steve Madden is the only 'girl shoe' I can tolerate, other than that, it's black chucks to the office with me. :/

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

I need those annoyingly expensive orthopedic shoes. They're awesome, and they're also comfortable as hell. Unless they're made for WOMEN.

Ooohh...thanks for the link. I'm definitely going to hunt those down.

[burra-burra.livejournal.com]

Also, if you are feeling creative, there are tons of recipes on how to make your own. CONSULT THE GOOGLE.

Also, if you're a veggie person, this fine lady has lots of neat recipes: http://veganyumyum.com/

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with eating bird and fish, but I'm starting to squick at beef and pork. Trust me to be picky with my meat as well.

Oh man, that site is going to waste hours of my life.

[ladyxmoonlight.livejournal.com]

Dude, if you aren't killing people and it makes you happy...awesome.

I think I should start using flameo as an adjective.

Also, tofu...ew. XD

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

WHAT

DID YOU JUST "EW" AT TOFU?

MY FRIEND, YOU HAVE NOT EATEN IT PROPERLY IF THIS IS SO.

Oh, I'm starting to use it all the time, thus proving that my mind has become consumed by Avatar. I am Avatarded.

[the-flowergirl.livejournal.com]

Tofu ees disgusting.


And being Avatarded is like the best thing ever. ^_^

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

WHAT IT IS NOT. DEEPFRIED TOFU IN TEMPURA BATTER IS SEX.

[the-flowergirl.livejournal.com]

I PREFER SHRIMP IN TOFU BATTER. OR ICE CREAM.

[resonant.livejournal.com]

Tara nearly killed me over a piece of tofu once!

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

I DID FUCKING NOT.

[resonant.livejournal.com]

Well, ok, our chopsticks nearly collided when we both went to grab it. But that's less dramatic.

[ladyxmoonlight.livejournal.com]

lol I don't like the texture. I'm picky about the texture of things.

[caster13.livejournal.com]

The new shoes you bought aren't fitting well? We can go to Wal-Mart and exchange them if you want.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

The fit okay. Maybe it's because I haven't had new shoes in a while that I've having trouble. I prolly just need to break them in.

[caster13.livejournal.com]

If they're hurting your feet you might as well get the wider men's pair.

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

They're not =3.

[gillian-seed2.livejournal.com]

I hate how shoes tend to be too narrow for me too. I think the only stuff that I know of that fits me is New Balance, but I don't have any special brand loyalty to them or anything.

And there ARE tofu dogs, but the "Vyes" or "V-yes" kind is pretty awful unless it's the hot-dog flavored ones. Yep, hot-dog flavored. Stop pretending to be "natural", guys. It isn't working.

The Tofurky brand stuff is a little more substantial, but might cost more. I'm personally just going to learn how to cook peanut-based stuff and stick with that. I have to learn to actually cook.