Cheese and Whine

[yukinoomoni]

I know I should probably get my hair trimmed before I leave town on Friday, but I'm so lazy, and the idea of going into a salon makes me shudder. But it looks soooo baaaaad...

I've decided that women's shoes are shitty and should never be worn. They're not wide enough for my manly feet. I mean, yes, they're okay, but if I'm buying shoes that say "wide" and they're still a little squished...yeah, never had that problem with man shoes.

Juice makes me happy. So does coffee. There's something wrong with that.

Good God, "Cave Jivin'" is, like, the best song in the universe. It's AWESOME. FLAMEO, FIRE NATION, FOR HAVING SUCH AWESOMESAUCE MUSIC! *drools all over the_flowergirl* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

I demand fat-free sausages, made of tofu. SOMEONE INVENT THEM.

Comments

[burra-burra.livejournal.com]

Check out your local health food store! :D Lots of veggie brands make them. http://www.twinoakstofu.com/products.html



Also, I feel your pain. I have long feet, wide toes and a narrow heel. Steve Madden is the only 'girl shoe' I can tolerate, other than that, it's black chucks to the office with me. :/

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

I need those annoyingly expensive orthopedic shoes. They're awesome, and they're also comfortable as hell. Unless they're made for WOMEN.

Ooohh...thanks for the link. I'm definitely going to hunt those down.

[burra-burra.livejournal.com]

Also, if you are feeling creative, there are tons of recipes on how to make your own. CONSULT THE GOOGLE.

Also, if you're a veggie person, this fine lady has lots of neat recipes: http://veganyumyum.com/

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with eating bird and fish, but I'm starting to squick at beef and pork. Trust me to be picky with my meat as well.

Oh man, that site is going to waste hours of my life.