Roffles

I was sweeping the store when the morning Purolator driver came in. I love this guy. He's so funny and cheerful, and he always takes my bitching with a grain of salt, as it was meant to be taken.

Paul: *watching me sweep* You know, my truck is pretty dirty.
Omoni: Too bad.
Paul: It's okay. I can wait until your done.
Omoni: *grumbles*
Paul: Oh, my, you're in a bad mood today.
Omoni: I'm actually not. If I was, you would know it. You've seen it.
Paul: Oh yes, I've seen it. I've FELT it.
Omoni: ...*considering* It really is something that is felt, isn't it?

Truer words have never been spoken.

Roffles

I was sweeping the store when the morning Purolator driver came in. I love this guy. He's so funny and cheerful, and he always takes my bitching with a grain of salt, as it was meant to be taken.

Paul: *watching me sweep* You know, my truck is pretty dirty.
Omoni: Too bad.
Paul: It's okay. I can wait until your done.
Omoni: *grumbles*
Paul: Oh, my, you're in a bad mood today.
Omoni: I'm actually not. If I was, you would know it. You've seen it.
Paul: Oh yes, I've seen it. I've FELT it.
Omoni: ...*considering* It really is something that is felt, isn't it?

Truer words have never been spoken.

Writer's Block: What if calories didn't count?

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No.

Now, if he said something about sodium or fat, however...I'd go fucking nuts.

Writer's Block: What if calories didn't count?

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No.

Now, if he said something about sodium or fat, however...I'd go fucking nuts.

WTF SELF

Last post of the day, I promise.

I notice that, when I get motivation for something, I have to keep it to myself in order to achieve it. Otherwise, if people know about it and ask me about it (or NAG me about it), I lose interest and don't give a fuck about it anymore.

This happens all the goddamned time.

WTF?!

WTF SELF

Last post of the day, I promise.

I notice that, when I get motivation for something, I have to keep it to myself in order to achieve it. Otherwise, if people know about it and ask me about it (or NAG me about it), I lose interest and don't give a fuck about it anymore.

This happens all the goddamned time.

WTF?!