A letter to my winter boots

Dear new winter boots,

I like you, okay? I think it's great that you have a really nice lining and climb up past my ankles. I like that you look tasteful and are still comfy and nice.

But you are hard to walk in. You make it awkward. You may be too big.

So when I tried to wear fluffy socks, instead of making it better, you made it worse - you made the socks slip down to my toes and force me to walk to work with only half-covered feet. Luckily, you are, as said, very warm, so I didn't really mind.

But I do mind the fact that now I have blisters.

So can you please be nicer to me? Please? I like you. But if you keep doing these annoying things, I will stop wearing you. And then you will become useless. You don't want that, do you?

Love,
Your Owner

A letter to my winter boots

Dear new winter boots,

I like you, okay? I think it's great that you have a really nice lining and climb up past my ankles. I like that you look tasteful and are still comfy and nice.

But you are hard to walk in. You make it awkward. You may be too big.

So when I tried to wear fluffy socks, instead of making it better, you made it worse - you made the socks slip down to my toes and force me to walk to work with only half-covered feet. Luckily, you are, as said, very warm, so I didn't really mind.

But I do mind the fact that now I have blisters.

So can you please be nicer to me? Please? I like you. But if you keep doing these annoying things, I will stop wearing you. And then you will become useless. You don't want that, do you?

Love,
Your Owner