WTF

What's the point in picking up your dog's shit with a plastic bag if you're just going to toss it onto the ground, anyway? At least shit is biodegradable. Stupid people.

We're hiring part-time if anyone is interested. If you give me offerings that please me, you're a guaranteed shoe-in. But then, I am a hard goddess to please =P.

You know, I'm really starting to believe that my mother is on to something when she suggests that I do have that winter depression thing. It's so sunny today and I feel happier than usual.

I had a wide array of useless dreams last night, even when I thought to myself that my dreams were going to be meaningful. Fucking irony gods.

That's it, that's all I've got.

WTF

What's the point in picking up your dog's shit with a plastic bag if you're just going to toss it onto the ground, anyway? At least shit is biodegradable. Stupid people.

We're hiring part-time if anyone is interested. If you give me offerings that please me, you're a guaranteed shoe-in. But then, I am a hard goddess to please =P.

You know, I'm really starting to believe that my mother is on to something when she suggests that I do have that winter depression thing. It's so sunny today and I feel happier than usual.

I had a wide array of useless dreams last night, even when I thought to myself that my dreams were going to be meaningful. Fucking irony gods.

That's it, that's all I've got.

Stop it

I'm so tired of it.

I'm so sick and tired of it.

I know we're in a recession, people.

I know how important it is to make every cent count.

But, hear me clearly, my store is not a booth in a fucking agora.

You cannot haggle with me.

Our prices are SET.

No matter how much you try and bully me, or charm me, or bitch at me, you cannot change our prices or promotions just by asking me to.

SO FUCK OFF AND STOP TRYING ALREADY.

The next person to say to me, "Can't you do better than that?" is going to lose their fucking head.

Stop it

I'm so tired of it.

I'm so sick and tired of it.

I know we're in a recession, people.

I know how important it is to make every cent count.

But, hear me clearly, my store is not a booth in a fucking agora.

You cannot haggle with me.

Our prices are SET.

No matter how much you try and bully me, or charm me, or bitch at me, you cannot change our prices or promotions just by asking me to.

SO FUCK OFF AND STOP TRYING ALREADY.

The next person to say to me, "Can't you do better than that?" is going to lose their fucking head.