Cheese and Whine

I know I should probably get my hair trimmed before I leave town on Friday, but I'm so lazy, and the idea of going into a salon makes me shudder. But it looks soooo baaaaad...

I've decided that women's shoes are shitty and should never be worn. They're not wide enough for my manly feet. I mean, yes, they're okay, but if I'm buying shoes that say "wide" and they're still a little squished...yeah, never had that problem with man shoes.

Juice makes me happy. So does coffee. There's something wrong with that.

Good God, "Cave Jivin'" is, like, the best song in the universe. It's AWESOME. FLAMEO, FIRE NATION, FOR HAVING SUCH AWESOMESAUCE MUSIC! *drools all over the_flowergirl* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

I demand fat-free sausages, made of tofu. SOMEONE INVENT THEM.

Cheese and Whine

I know I should probably get my hair trimmed before I leave town on Friday, but I'm so lazy, and the idea of going into a salon makes me shudder. But it looks soooo baaaaad...

I've decided that women's shoes are shitty and should never be worn. They're not wide enough for my manly feet. I mean, yes, they're okay, but if I'm buying shoes that say "wide" and they're still a little squished...yeah, never had that problem with man shoes.

Juice makes me happy. So does coffee. There's something wrong with that.

Good God, "Cave Jivin'" is, like, the best song in the universe. It's AWESOME. FLAMEO, FIRE NATION, FOR HAVING SUCH AWESOMESAUCE MUSIC! *drools all over the_flowergirl* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

I demand fat-free sausages, made of tofu. SOMEONE INVENT THEM.

I ALMOST FORGOT

GUYS.

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I WAS THE AVATAR (LOL), AND THAT I HAD TO FIGHT KING BUMI IN MY BACKYARD.

AND IT WAS, LIKE, A SERIOUS DREAM. BUMI WAS ACTING ALL EVIL!!!

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK.

I ALMOST FORGOT

GUYS.

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I WAS THE AVATAR (LOL), AND THAT I HAD TO FIGHT KING BUMI IN MY BACKYARD.

AND IT WAS, LIKE, A SERIOUS DREAM. BUMI WAS ACTING ALL EVIL!!!

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK.