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Comment on this post and I will name a lady in the realm of fiction. Give at least 5 reasons why she is awesome on your own journal and spread the love.
( The Lady I was given )
( The Lady I was given )
Jun. 21st, 2010
Comment on this post and I will name a lady in the realm of fiction. Give at least 5 reasons why she is awesome on your own journal and spread the love.
( The Lady I was given )
( The Lady I was given )
Writer's Block: Acquired taste
Jun. 21st, 2010 11:44 am[Error: unknown template qotd]
Peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. DO NOT QUESTION THE AWESOME LOGIC THAT IS MY CONCOCTIONS.
Peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. DO NOT QUESTION THE AWESOME LOGIC THAT IS MY CONCOCTIONS.
Writer's Block: Acquired taste
Jun. 21st, 2010 11:44 am[Error: unknown template qotd]
Peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. DO NOT QUESTION THE AWESOME LOGIC THAT IS MY CONCOCTIONS.
Peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. DO NOT QUESTION THE AWESOME LOGIC THAT IS MY CONCOCTIONS.
My town is becoming a land full of hicks.
Some guy just got slapped by his wife in front of my store, and he started screaming and screaming at her about how stupid she was. (I didn't see her slap him, but I did hear the results clear enough.)
Me: *cautiously opening the door* Do I need to call someone?
Wife: *who is also holding a baby* No, it's fine, you don't need to call anyone.
Husband: YES, YOU NEED TO CALL SOMEONE! CALL SOMEONE AND TELL THEM HOW FUCKING STUPID SHE IS!!!
Me: ...*closes door and locks it, then calls security*
So the guy walked off in a huff all pissy and stuff, and security eventually caught up to him and learned that the wife had slapped him, and now was trying to get him to come into the car to go home, but he wouldn't go. Except in the end, he went into the car anyway. WTF.
I was apologetic, since the security guy did all of that for nothing. But then he said, "It's okay," with a devious grin. "I like to find out things." Which made me lol. And wonder if I missed my calling as a security guard, since I'm such a dramawhore.
Also note: there are also several police cruisers (out of my eyesight) parked behind the Tim Horton's for whatever reason. It's never a dull moment here at Meadowvale Town Centre.
EDIT: Prior to posting this, the power went out. Everything is back up, but I have no lights. Can I just say I'm happy that LJ has automatic draft restoration?
Oh, there are some lights. Nevermind, lol.
Some guy just got slapped by his wife in front of my store, and he started screaming and screaming at her about how stupid she was. (I didn't see her slap him, but I did hear the results clear enough.)
Me: *cautiously opening the door* Do I need to call someone?
Wife: *who is also holding a baby* No, it's fine, you don't need to call anyone.
Husband: YES, YOU NEED TO CALL SOMEONE! CALL SOMEONE AND TELL THEM HOW FUCKING STUPID SHE IS!!!
Me: ...*closes door and locks it, then calls security*
So the guy walked off in a huff all pissy and stuff, and security eventually caught up to him and learned that the wife had slapped him, and now was trying to get him to come into the car to go home, but he wouldn't go. Except in the end, he went into the car anyway. WTF.
I was apologetic, since the security guy did all of that for nothing. But then he said, "It's okay," with a devious grin. "I like to find out things." Which made me lol. And wonder if I missed my calling as a security guard, since I'm such a dramawhore.
Also note: there are also several police cruisers (out of my eyesight) parked behind the Tim Horton's for whatever reason. It's never a dull moment here at Meadowvale Town Centre.
EDIT: Prior to posting this, the power went out. Everything is back up, but I have no lights. Can I just say I'm happy that LJ has automatic draft restoration?
Oh, there are some lights. Nevermind, lol.
My town is becoming a land full of hicks.
Some guy just got slapped by his wife in front of my store, and he started screaming and screaming at her about how stupid she was. (I didn't see her slap him, but I did hear the results clear enough.)
Me: *cautiously opening the door* Do I need to call someone?
Wife: *who is also holding a baby* No, it's fine, you don't need to call anyone.
Husband: YES, YOU NEED TO CALL SOMEONE! CALL SOMEONE AND TELL THEM HOW FUCKING STUPID SHE IS!!!
Me: ...*closes door and locks it, then calls security*
So the guy walked off in a huff all pissy and stuff, and security eventually caught up to him and learned that the wife had slapped him, and now was trying to get him to come into the car to go home, but he wouldn't go. Except in the end, he went into the car anyway. WTF.
I was apologetic, since the security guy did all of that for nothing. But then he said, "It's okay," with a devious grin. "I like to find out things." Which made me lol. And wonder if I missed my calling as a security guard, since I'm such a dramawhore.
Also note: there are also several police cruisers (out of my eyesight) parked behind the Tim Horton's for whatever reason. It's never a dull moment here at Meadowvale Town Centre.
EDIT: Prior to posting this, the power went out. Everything is back up, but I have no lights. Can I just say I'm happy that LJ has automatic draft restoration?
Oh, there are some lights. Nevermind, lol.
Some guy just got slapped by his wife in front of my store, and he started screaming and screaming at her about how stupid she was. (I didn't see her slap him, but I did hear the results clear enough.)
Me: *cautiously opening the door* Do I need to call someone?
Wife: *who is also holding a baby* No, it's fine, you don't need to call anyone.
Husband: YES, YOU NEED TO CALL SOMEONE! CALL SOMEONE AND TELL THEM HOW FUCKING STUPID SHE IS!!!
Me: ...*closes door and locks it, then calls security*
So the guy walked off in a huff all pissy and stuff, and security eventually caught up to him and learned that the wife had slapped him, and now was trying to get him to come into the car to go home, but he wouldn't go. Except in the end, he went into the car anyway. WTF.
I was apologetic, since the security guy did all of that for nothing. But then he said, "It's okay," with a devious grin. "I like to find out things." Which made me lol. And wonder if I missed my calling as a security guard, since I'm such a dramawhore.
Also note: there are also several police cruisers (out of my eyesight) parked behind the Tim Horton's for whatever reason. It's never a dull moment here at Meadowvale Town Centre.
EDIT: Prior to posting this, the power went out. Everything is back up, but I have no lights. Can I just say I'm happy that LJ has automatic draft restoration?
Oh, there are some lights. Nevermind, lol.
It never ends
Jun. 21st, 2010 03:25 pmPhone: *rings*
Me: Good afternoon, InkJet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: Yes we do. *rattles off the prices*
Lady: Okay, thank you.
Ten minutes later...
Phone: *rings*
Me: *sees that it's the same caller ID as before, but picks up anyway* Good afternoon, Inkjet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: *hesitating* Yes, we do. *gives the prices again*
Lady: Thank you.
Ten minutes later...
Phone: *rings*
Me: *suspiciously checks the ID, only to find that it's THE SAME WOMAN AS THE LAST TWO TIMES*
Me: ... *lets the voicemail get it*
Voicemail: The Same Lady: Hello, I was wondering if you carried the HP 60 ink cartridges...
Yeah. Never a dull moment at InkJet Sales!
Me: Good afternoon, InkJet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: Yes we do. *rattles off the prices*
Lady: Okay, thank you.
Ten minutes later...
Phone: *rings*
Me: *sees that it's the same caller ID as before, but picks up anyway* Good afternoon, Inkjet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: *hesitating* Yes, we do. *gives the prices again*
Lady: Thank you.
Ten minutes later...
Phone: *rings*
Me: *suspiciously checks the ID, only to find that it's THE SAME WOMAN AS THE LAST TWO TIMES*
Me: ... *lets the voicemail get it*
Voicemail: The Same Lady: Hello, I was wondering if you carried the HP 60 ink cartridges...
Yeah. Never a dull moment at InkJet Sales!
It never ends
Jun. 21st, 2010 03:25 pmPhone: *rings*
Me: Good afternoon, InkJet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: Yes we do. *rattles off the prices*
Lady: Okay, thank you.
Ten minutes later...
Phone: *rings*
Me: *sees that it's the same caller ID as before, but picks up anyway* Good afternoon, Inkjet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: *hesitating* Yes, we do. *gives the prices again*
Lady: Thank you.
Ten minutes later...
Phone: *rings*
Me: *suspiciously checks the ID, only to find that it's THE SAME WOMAN AS THE LAST TWO TIMES*
Me: ... *lets the voicemail get it*
Voicemail: The Same Lady: Hello, I was wondering if you carried the HP 60 ink cartridges...
Yeah. Never a dull moment at InkJet Sales!
Me: Good afternoon, InkJet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: Yes we do. *rattles off the prices*
Lady: Okay, thank you.
Ten minutes later...
Phone: *rings*
Me: *sees that it's the same caller ID as before, but picks up anyway* Good afternoon, Inkjet Sales.
Lady: Hi, I was wondering if you carry the HP 60 ink cartridges.
Me: *hesitating* Yes, we do. *gives the prices again*
Lady: Thank you.
Ten minutes later...
Phone: *rings*
Me: *suspiciously checks the ID, only to find that it's THE SAME WOMAN AS THE LAST TWO TIMES*
Me: ... *lets the voicemail get it*
Voicemail: The Same Lady: Hello, I was wondering if you carried the HP 60 ink cartridges...
Yeah. Never a dull moment at InkJet Sales!