WHY

[yukinoomoni]

MY DOG ATE MY GRIND GUARD.

YES. AS IN, MY RUBBER, ARTIFICIALLY MADE MATERIAL'ED, DOES-NOT-SMELL-AT-ALL-LIKE-FOOD GRIND GUARD.

HOW DO I KNOW THIS?!

THERE WERE PIECES VOMITED UP INTO HER BED TODAY.

It's so fucking STUPID! I was looking EVERYWHERE for that fucking thing, so sure that I had lost my MIND. WHO KNEW THAT I SHOULD HAVE LOOKED UP MY DOG'S ASS FIRST?!

LESSON LEARNED!