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You know, no matter how many times I watch Avatar over and over again, I always manage to forget about just how huge a dork Zuko is in the first season.
It's understandable, right? I mean, by the finale, Zuko is this badass who totally knows who he is. But Angry Ponytail Zuko? He has no fucking clue, and he's such a huge fucking dork about it.
I mean, okay, just look:

How does one establish that "big glowing light" equals "Avatar"? (granted, he was right, but still). In any case, he seems somewhat badass here, all SRS BZNS about moving on.

Until he has a temper tantrum.

*cue dramatic dork music*

He ALMOST makes it out of his dorkiness...

...no, spoke too soon.



So next he makes us think that he's all important and badass with his armour and whatnot.




And he makes a show of being a huge dick.
And just when we think he's actually starting to look a little like a real villain...


THIS happens...



Uh, yeah, so much for that...
And then he gets upped by a twelve-year-old.


I love how his men just watch.
Not once, mind you.



Not twice, either.



BUT THREE FUCKING TIMES.

FAIL.
And this is just from the first two episodes. If I were to make a whole post about his dorkery, I would run out of room!
It's understandable, right? I mean, by the finale, Zuko is this badass who totally knows who he is. But Angry Ponytail Zuko? He has no fucking clue, and he's such a huge fucking dork about it.
I mean, okay, just look:

How does one establish that "big glowing light" equals "Avatar"? (granted, he was right, but still). In any case, he seems somewhat badass here, all SRS BZNS about moving on.

Until he has a temper tantrum.

*cue dramatic dork music*

He ALMOST makes it out of his dorkiness...

...no, spoke too soon.



So next he makes us think that he's all important and badass with his armour and whatnot.




And he makes a show of being a huge dick.
And just when we think he's actually starting to look a little like a real villain...


THIS happens...



Uh, yeah, so much for that...
And then he gets upped by a twelve-year-old.


I love how his men just watch.
Not once, mind you.



Not twice, either.



BUT THREE FUCKING TIMES.

FAIL.
And this is just from the first two episodes. If I were to make a whole post about his dorkery, I would run out of room!
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Date: 2009-11-04 05:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-11-04 08:17 pm (UTC)See icon.
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Date: 2009-11-04 08:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-11-04 06:38 pm (UTC)ZUKO THE DORK IS MY FAVORITE YESPLZ
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Date: 2009-11-04 06:40 pm (UTC)It's like Whiny Luke. YOU HAVE TO JUST FUCKING LOVE HIM.
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Date: 2009-11-04 07:09 pm (UTC)AND THEY TOTALLY DID. (Azula) Then I ended up liking the former lame-ass villain the most by episode three. Haha.
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Date: 2009-11-04 07:17 pm (UTC)And I, too, had a soft spot for Zuko, right after he and Zhao had their naked Agni Kai. I was like, "Wait, if this guy is such a dick, wouldn't he have burned a hole in that guy's head?" And I started to rethink my whole perspective on Zuko.
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Date: 2009-11-04 08:21 pm (UTC)YOU HEARD ME.
Date: 2009-11-04 08:28 pm (UTC)NAKED.
Re: YOU HEARD ME.
Date: 2009-11-04 08:32 pm (UTC)BRB, DROOLING FOREVER.
YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?
Date: 2009-11-04 08:42 pm (UTC)Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?
Date: 2009-11-04 08:46 pm (UTC)I MAY NOT BE A ZUKO FAN, BUT HE IS FUN TO STARE AT.
Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?
Date: 2009-11-04 08:50 pm (UTC)SO WHO WERE YOU DROOLING AT, IF NOT ZUZU?
Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?
Date: 2009-11-04 08:52 pm (UTC)OF COURSE. I HAD MY PLANS OF WHO I WAS GOING TO SPAM HER WITH BUT I'D START WITH OZAI, PREFERABLY NAKED.
Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?
Date: 2009-11-04 08:54 pm (UTC)....I don't HAVE naked!Ozai!
Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?
Date: 2009-11-04 08:56 pm (UTC)BUT I DO, AND I CAN ALWAYS SEND IT TO YOU.
OTHERWISE, A CERTAIN PICTURE INVOLVING ROCK BONDAGE SHOULD WORK JUST FINE. ^___~
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Date: 2009-11-04 09:01 pm (UTC)Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?
Date: 2009-11-04 09:09 pm (UTC)Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?
Date: 2009-11-05 02:14 pm (UTC)If naked!Zuko isn't enough to entice the masses, I wonder if anything would be enough....
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Date: 2009-11-04 07:47 pm (UTC)Hahaha, he's even more of a dweeb as a good guy though. "Silver sandwich," anyone?
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Date: 2009-11-04 08:07 pm (UTC)I think his dweebery is better suited as good, though. It's fucking adorable.
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Date: 2009-11-04 10:54 pm (UTC)Sokka: My first love died and turned into the moon before I could get any.
Zuko:...that's rough buddy.
Also, I bet he plays D&D with Sokka and Aang when no one is looking.
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Date: 2009-11-05 02:08 pm (UTC)I wonder what the Avatar-universe D&D would be like?
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Date: 2009-11-04 11:12 pm (UTC)Hahaha this makes me think of how the advent of my love for Zuko was based 80% on the fact that my friend and I decided upon REWATCH that Zuko was, in fact, a total dweeb.
And this understanding OPENED UP HIS CHARACTER FOR US.
Oh Zuko.
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Date: 2009-11-05 02:11 pm (UTC)But the second time watching it, when you know exactly what's going to happen to him...uh, yeah. Complete dork =D
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Date: 2009-11-05 02:06 am (UTC)I like characters like that because unlike other villains - namely Azula - they come to an understanding between what's right and what's wrong and then they feel remorse for what they've done. You can always pinpoint them from the others.
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Date: 2009-11-05 02:13 pm (UTC)I'm not sure what I thought would happen to Zuko when I first saw him. I remember distinctly thinking. "Holy shit, this guy is fucking hilarious." I do know that I never expected him to come as far as he did, though.
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Date: 2009-11-06 02:21 pm (UTC)YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
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