DORK

[yukinoomoni]

You know, no matter how many times I watch Avatar over and over again, I always manage to forget about just how huge a dork Zuko is in the first season.

It's understandable, right? I mean, by the finale, Zuko is this badass who totally knows who he is. But Angry Ponytail Zuko? He has no fucking clue, and he's such a huge fucking dork about it.

I mean, okay, just look:


How does one establish that "big glowing light" equals "Avatar"? (granted, he was right, but still). In any case, he seems somewhat badass here, all SRS BZNS about moving on.


Until he has a temper tantrum.


*cue dramatic dork music*


He ALMOST makes it out of his dorkiness...


...no, spoke too soon.




So next he makes us think that he's all important and badass with his armour and whatnot.





And he makes a show of being a huge dick.

And just when we think he's actually starting to look a little like a real villain...



THIS happens...



Uh, yeah, so much for that...

And then he gets upped by a twelve-year-old.


I love how his men just watch.

Not once, mind you.




Not twice, either.




BUT THREE FUCKING TIMES.


FAIL.

And this is just from the first two episodes. If I were to make a whole post about his dorkery, I would run out of room!

Comments

YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?

[the-flowergirl.livejournal.com]

I LIKE HOW THIS SUDDENLY BECAME A ZUKO PICSPAM. CLEARLY YOU NEED TO FIND MORE NAKED MEN FOR YOUR FRIEND WHO DOESN'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW. BECAUSE I WILL OTHERWISE.

I MAY NOT BE A ZUKO FAN, BUT HE IS FUN TO STARE AT.

Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

PERHAPS I SHOULD SPAM WITH DILFS TO GET HER INTERESTED?

SO WHO WERE YOU DROOLING AT, IF NOT ZUZU?

Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?

[the-flowergirl.livejournal.com]

I WAS DROOLING AT BOTH. DUH. AND I DON'T LIKE ZHAO EITHER. BUT NO, I TOTALLY DROOLED AT ZUZU DURING THAT AGNI KAI, BUT I THINK HE LOOKS BETTER WITH HAIR.


OF COURSE. I HAD MY PLANS OF WHO I WAS GOING TO SPAM HER WITH BUT I'D START WITH OZAI, PREFERABLY NAKED.

Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

I, TOO, PREFER ZUKO WITH HAIR.




....I don't HAVE naked!Ozai!

Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?

[the-flowergirl.livejournal.com]

THAT IS MUCH BETTER. TFG APPROVES OF THIS PICSPAM. I THINK EVERYONE PREFERS ZUZU WITH HAIR.


BUT I DO, AND I CAN ALWAYS SEND IT TO YOU.

OTHERWISE, A CERTAIN PICTURE INVOLVING ROCK BONDAGE SHOULD WORK JUST FINE. ^___~

Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

OMFG POST IT. POSTITPOSTIT.

Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?

[the-flowergirl.livejournal.com]

WHAT? HERE?

Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...Now I'm not sure.

If naked!Zuko isn't enough to entice the masses, I wonder if anything would be enough....

Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?

[the-flowergirl.livejournal.com]

Well, not every one likes Zuko, so it couldn't hurt. ^_~

Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?

[yukinoomoni.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....who could I post in his stead, then?

Re: YOU SAID YOU WANT MORE?

[the-flowergirl.livejournal.com]

I am working on it as we speak.